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Work with a team that is laser focused on chasing laser-pointer lights and getting treats.
Head of K-9 Relations
Head of Feline Relations
Simon and Garfunkel Parsons
Oi, what's all this meow?
Hasn't been able to see through her hair since the 90's
Some call me a generic brown dog, but you can call me Barley
Bianca and Annie Kienle
Have seen "Balto II: Wolf Quest" 47 times
There is definitely a place like home, and it is all mine.
Tiger in disguise. Also may be a stuffed animal.
"How does that make you feel?"
Voted most likely to be a meme.
The only Loft cat that actually likes people
Wanted, cute or chonky
Ears strong enough to track sats
Knows what time dinner is, and will make sure you do, too.
Toto, but much less scary
Once ate a zebra. Ask him about it.
Sheriff of Mousetown
Enjoys eating grapes.
Paws at the flying trapeze
Once did a mission ops shift. Renamed all command scripts "feed_ruthie_kibble"
Once stretched so far she had a toy named after herself.
Luna de Cuir
Has not learned to speak, but can howl at the moon
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